You Got Served

Wade:
You're just mad... 'cause tonight you suckas got served!

Liyah:
Your boy is really tripping.

Liyah:
This feud is stupid, selfish, and it affects a lot of people!

Elgin:
Liyah go home and stop acting like a ho!

Kimberly 'Lil' Kim' Jones:
DJ, drop it like it's hot!

Liyah:
David, this is my crazy best friend, Beautifull.

Beautifull:
And that's with two "L"s. You gotta accentuate the "L"s. You know, let it roll off your tongue.

Beautifull:
Who you blowing your horn at? We are ladies, OK? You are supposed to say, "Excuse me, miss."

Liyah:
It's David.

Beautifull:
I know.

David:
Excuse me, Miss. How are you?

Beautifull:
Now you see? That was much better.

Mr. Rad:
Time. Yeah. Now that's what I'm talking about. Yeah! I like it like this. These two crews right here is what I call bad. I'm talking bad as in utter bad. But it's up to you to decide which crew walks away with this here $600 in the hat.

Mr. Rad:
Okay, let's settle down. Let's settle down, now. Now, by round of applause, you decide who the baddest crew is tonight. Let's hear it for Vick's crew.

Mr. Rad:
All right, let's hear it for David and Elgin's crew.

Mr. Rad:
Well, well, well. Seems to me like the money in the hat goes to David and Elgin.

David:
Y'all just mad. Because today, you suckers got served. Served. Served. Served! Served!

La La Vasquez:
Oh my God! Oh my God! The Lil Saints have won $50,000! I'm La La! I'm out of here! Peace, y'all!

Rico:
We need David and we need to do it as a team.

Elgin:
We don't have David!

Walker:
This ain't over yet.

Elgin:
It is now, baby boy!

David:
Cause today, YOU suckas got served.

David:
You're funny, girl. I like that. (David and Lia kiss)

Rico:
(in alternative ending) We did it together as a team. And now, it's my turn. Whoever's in my way, they about to get served... again. (You Got Served 2 in theaters 2008.)

Emerald:
Well, if it isn't my dancing delivery boys.

Oscar:
Save the money now. What, what?!