Young Bodies Heal Quickly

Chef:
Milk is quite amazing. It's good for you.

Chef:
Oh, yeah? You smell of sperm. You stink of it. You're a slut. You disgust me, b*tch.

Maid:
He has a big dick.

Dad:
History-good or bad-can't hurt you.

Older:
Have you ever seen a crab float by?

Dad:
I didn't say they float. I said they swim. These are blue swimmer crabs.

Older:
Aren't you going to eat?

Dad:
Why pay money for something you're going to sh*t out?