Z-Lister

Jon Malkovich:
You're more of a f***ing idiot than Jar Jar!

Jon Malkovich:
You see, the bullet entered through the left eye socket, and rick-shaded through the brain, killing the victim almost instantly.

Jon Malkovich:
Why me? It's not like I'm Brad Pitt.

Sarah Chambers:
That's okay, I'm not exactly Angelina Jolie either.

Chris Baker:
What are you doing mate? She's giving you the 'ole come on!

Jon Malkovich:
I know, but she's got a kid. A kid means an ex and an ex means trouble.

Chris Baker:
F*** it, forget him! Just got for it! I can't believe you. One signed tit and a potential date with a milf all in the same day you jammy bastard!

Chris Baker:
I punched a boy in the face.

Jon Malkovich:
Looking forward to being with your Dad?

Alex Chambers:
I hate you

Chris Baker:
I punched someone in the face.

Jon Malkovich:
Dunno if I can be anymore embarrassed. Sorry...

Chris Baker:
Oh no, you could. See that fella over there? He could come over to you and ask you to sign his cock!

Alex Chambers:
Aw mum, guys from Star Wars. Can we get a photo with them?

Sarah Chambers:
Hang on sweetheart, I think they've got their hands full

Star Trek Fan:
Excuse me, is this your son?

Chris Baker:
Well no, it's me obviously!

Jon Malkovich:
Are we gonna be alright?

Sarah Chambers:
Yeah. We're gonna be fine.