Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon

[first lines]

King Harkinian:
Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.

Princess Zelda:
But father, what if something happens to you?

King Harkinian:
I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.

Princess Zelda:
Impa!

Impa:
Don't worry, Zelda. The Triforce of Wisdom promises the king will safely return.

King Harkinian:
Enough! My ship sails in the morning.

[a bell is ringing]

King Harkinian:
I wonder what's for dinner.

Link:
Oh, boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorock!

Princess Zelda:
Ugh. A whole month gone and still no word.

Impa:
I’m certain he’s alright.

Link:
Yeah! That old Ganon’s no match for the king.

Princess Zelda:
Link, go to Gamelon and find my father.

Link:
Great! I can’t wait to bomb some dodongos!

Princess Zelda:
Wake up, Impa. We’re going to Gamelon.

Impa:
Alright, dear. I’ll get the Triforce of Wisdom.

King Harkinian:
I wonder what's for dinner...

Princess Zelda:
A whole month gone and still no word.

Impa:
I'm certain he's alright.

Link:
Yeah, that old Ganon is no match for The King.

Princess Zelda:
Link, go to Gamelon, and find my father.

Link:
Great! I can't wait to bomb some of the dongdos!

Fisherman:
Thanks, you saved me! That's the last time I'm going fishing! See you in Sakado!

Princess Zelda:
Do you see anything?

Impa:
Yes, Oh my! Your father has been captured!

Princess Zelda:
What about Link?

Impa:
He's been in a terrible fight! I can't tell what happened!

The Baker:
My cakes will burn! [dashes off]

Ganon:
You dare bring light into my lair? You must die!

Hectan:
You've killed me!

Princess Zelda:
Good!

The Baker:
Link could eat ten of these.

Princess Zelda:
At least!

Iron Knuckles:
You dare defy me? You will die!

Mummy:
For the dead shall rise... and the living shall be slain! She must be stopped!

[last lines]

Princess Zelda:
Father!

King Harkinian:
You've saved me!

Spanish Guard:
Here is the traitor, your majesty!

Duke Onkled:
Please! Your Omnipotence! Have mercy!

King Harkinian:
After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!

Spanish Guard:
Yes, my liege!

Princess Zelda:
I wonder what happened to Link?

Lady Alma:
Oh, he was a bore anyway.

Princess Zelda:
Stop looking at yourself!

[throws the mirror she was holding and Link appears]

Link:
What happened?

Princess Zelda:
Nothing, Link. We were just about to have a feast.

Link:
Great!

Princess Zelda, King Harkinian:
[laughing]

Swamp Man:
HMM? Aren't you a might puny to go up against Ganon?

Princess Zelda:
I'll do alright.

Swamp Man:
That's the spirit! Bring some Hanyu Spore if you want a bit more punch!

Mayor Kravindish:
This is illegal, you know.