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Screenwriter's Assistant:
You understand that you are not really a screenwriter. You are just some schmuck with a piece of screenwriting software.

Screenwriter's Assistant:
Using the F-word does not make you David Mamet.

Bob Dobalina:
My spots for the MAV Cancer Center swept the healthy awards last year. At the awards banquet, when they were played, not only did people listen, but they applauded. APPLAUDED. How many writers do you think can make cancer entertaining?

Screenwriter's Assistant:
What about James L. Brooks? He wrote 'Terms of Endearment'. Filled with cancer. Big box office. Screenplay nominated for an Oscar.

Bob Dobalina:
I can't tell you how much I hated that movie.