Eunice1982

Ellen:
I have a bulletin for you about your precious Fluffy. Remember the day he disappeared? Well Toots, that wasn't fried chicken we had for dinner that night!

Eunice:
[chases her out on the porch] MURDERERS! CANNIBALS!

Ellen:
We didn't do it. Mama did it! She was sick and tired of cleaning up after that rabbit, so she took it to the butcher and had it SKINNED, and CLEANED!

Eunice:
Oh my GOD! FLUFFY! NO! [falls on her knees pounding the floor] FLUFFY! FLUFFY! AAAAAAAOOOWW!

Ellen:
Oh Heaven's sake, Eunice, if we hadn't eaten the damn rabbit it'd be dead by now of old age anyway. [leaves]

Eunice:
[to Phil] You knew about this?

Phillip:
Well after it was all over, Eunice, but Mama didn't want to upset you, so she made me promise I wouldn't say anything.

Eunice:
[gets up, looks around] Mama? Mama?

Phillip:
Eunice...

Eunice:
Mama, WHERE ARE YOU?