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Engineer:
Guys! Hey fellas, listen! It's just bread that gets tumors!
Medic:
Not even tumors! It's some form of self-aware beauty mark zhat only metastasizes in an environment of pure wheat! Here, vatch zhis!
[shakes specimen jar]
Medic:
Oh look! It hates me so much!
Engineer:
So, we're fine! Long as nobody teleports any bread.
Soldier:
Question.
Engineer:
[chuckles] What's your question, Soldier?
Soldier:
I teleported bread.
Engineer:
[upset] What?
Soldier:
You told me to.
Engineer:
[foreboding] How much?
Soldier:
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
Medic:
[urgently] Vhere? Vhere have you been sending it?
[ground shakes as bread monster emerges]
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