Fatty Drives the Bus1999

Bud:
Hey Sam.

Sam:
Hey, what's going on, Bud?

Bud:
You remember last night when I said nothing ever happens around here and we never have any fun?

Sam:
Yeah, I just thought you were drunk.

Bud:
Well, I decided - I was - well, today I woke up and I decided we're going to the big city.

Sam:
Nah, I don't like the big cities.

Bud:
Come on, Sam, why not?

Sam:
Bad stuff happens in big cities.

Bud:
Aw, quit being a baby. What can happen?

Sam:
Well, like maybe you book us on a bus tour, except the real bus tour wouldn't be there, so we'd have to go on a smaller bus with a lot of weird couples that we don't know except there'd be a girl I kinda like, then maybe the real bus driver will be there and he's a really fat guy but the bus tour guy, he's sick, so Satan takes over and he tries to get our souls throughout our trip, and he's pointing out weird things, except I've never been to the big city so I don't know if what he's telling us is true or maybe it's not true, and then you're gonna lose all your money, and then we're just gonna come on home, and the next day I'll be out here just digging holes in the dirt *again*.

Bud:
Pssht, right. You're such a downer. I'm gonna go get the car.

Sam:
All right.