Uncle Buck1989

Miles:
Where do you live?

Buck:
In the city.

Miles:
You have a house?

Buck:
Apartment.

Miles:
Own or rent?

Buck:
Rent.

Miles:
What do you do for a living?

Buck:
Lots of things.

Miles:
Where's your office?

Buck:
I don't have one.

Miles:
How come?

Buck:
I don't need one.

Miles:
Where's your wife?

Buck:
Don't have one.

Miles:
How come?

Buck:
It's a long story.

Miles:
You have kids?

Buck:
No I don't.

Miles:
How come?

Buck:
It's an even longer story.

Miles:
Are you my Dad's brother?

Buck:
What's your record for consecutive questions asked?

Miles:
38.

Buck:
I'm your Dad's brother alright.

Miles:
You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.

Buck:
How nice of you to notice.

Miles:
I'm a kid - that's my job.