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Bernie:
I didn't think you had it in you, Jay.

Jay Austin:
What's that?

Bernie:
The ability to stiff a minister.

Jay Austin:
Excuse me, St. Bernard, but I figure you think I'm interested in making the least amount of money we can.

Bernie:
Hey, I'm all for making money. I just thought you'd cut the Reverend a deal.

Jay Austin:
And you would have?

Bernie:
I'd try to.

Jay Austin:
Bull. Vince, would you trust Bernie to sell a car to your mother?

Vince:
To my mother?

Jay Austin:
To your mother.

Vince:
No way.

Bernie:
Oh, come on!

Jay Austin:
What's worse Bernie - overcharging the Reverend for the Camry, which is a good car, or squeezing that old lady for the Marquis last week?

Bernie:
She wasn't that old.

Jay Austin:
She was in her 70s!

Bernie:
Late 50s.

Vince:
Oh please.

Bernie:
Maybe early 60s.

Jay Austin:
Don't wag your tongue at me over the Camry. You've ripped off more naive ladies than anyone else in Albany, and stop judging me for something you do yourself. That old lady last week was probably an honorable woman. Husband probably served in the military.

Bernie:
Or the ministry.