Fool's Fire1992

The King:
I say there is no arse-wiper like a well-downed goose if you hold her neck between your legs! Take my word for it, you get a miracuous sensation in your arse-hole both from the softness of the down and from the temperate heat of the goose herself, and this is easily communicated to the bum, gut and the rest of the intestines from which it reaches the heart and brain!