Funny People2009

Ray Romano:
[regarding George's illness] How did he know he had it?

Ira Wright:
He said he was feeling dizzy and tired. So he went to the doctor, and it was in his blood work.

Ray Romano:
That sucks, 'cause I get dizzy and tired. Anybody gets sick and I think I'm gonna get it. Is it contagious? It's not contagious, is it?

Ira Wright:
No. No, I've been around him a lot. I feel fine.

Ray Romano:
Okay, 'cause when you were talking, a little bit of your spit hit my lip. Not that you got it, but he spits on your lip, you spit on mine, and the next thing you know, I'm dead, and my wife's f***ing George Lopez.