G.B.F.2013

McKenzie Pryce:
[reading an Internet posting titled "Why you should have a gay best friend"] I can't believe our godless peers read this blasphemy. They're trying to make sin seem "in."

'Shley Osgoode:
I don't know. Don't you ever think it would be kind of neat to meet one? Like a real, live gay?

McKenzie Pryce:
What?

'Shley Osgoode:
You know, we cold bring him to Youth Group or take him out for milkshakes or something. And then, if we're all super-duper nice to him, maybe he'd realize that the only person he should be gay for is Jesus.

McKenzie Pryce:
'Shley, you can't just befriend these people. They're out to steal our brothers, boyfriends, our gerbils, all as part of a secret agenda to spread their gaybies all over America.

'Shley Osgoode:
Aw. Gay babies?

McKenzie Pryce:
No! Like... gay rabies.