Game Boys2008

Scott:
Oh, come on! All he wanted was an Atari 5200!

Sally:
You know, it's been proven by the authorities to be lethally dangerous to mention the 5200 around me.

Scott:
5200 was an underrated system.

Sally:
5200 was as underrated as a mass murderer.

Scott:
Well, the games were classic, though!

Sally:
Classic. Alright, finish this thought for me. The biggest problem with the 5200 was...

Scott:
Uh, the shitty controllers?

Sally:
Right, the shitty controllers. Games on that system could have been on the same level of Mario 3 or Excitebike, but who cares how good the game is gonna be on a system when you can't even play it on the goddamn sh*t controllers?