Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties2006

Garfield:
Holy cow. I could hear my footsteps. Mom... Dad... I'm home.

Winston:
Your highness!

Garfield:
You're talking to me, froggy?

Winston:
It's me, your trusty servant, Winston.

Garfield:
Hey...

[shows off some fighting moves]

Garfield:
Warning, I don't fight fair. I scratch, and I bite.

Winston:
It's alright, sire. All is well now, your home.

Garfield:
Home? A retirement home, a happy home? So what is this... is this an insane asylum? Am I being kidnapped?

Winston:
Ha, ha, ha. Very funny, sire. Your loyal subjects await you. They need to be comforted by your word.

Garfield:
Hey... trust me, windbag. There's no way I'm gonna give a speech to a bunch of deranged...

Winston:
And then of course, following your words, a royal feast.

Garfield:
[interested] I think I'm just gonna do a tight two minutes, see if that will calm 'em down, okay?