George Carlin: Complaints & Grievances2001

George Carlin:
And I'm getting really sick of guys named Todd. You know? Yeah, it's just a goofy... it's a goofy f***ing name, okay? Hi, what's your name? "Todd! I'm Todd. And this is Blake and Blair and Blaine and Brent." Where are all these goofy f***ing boys' names coming from? Taylor, Tyler, Jordan, Flynn. These are not real names!

[laughter]

George Carlin:
You want to hear a real name? Eddie. Eddie is a real name. Whatever happened to Eddie? He was here a minute ago. Joey and Jackie and Bobby and Phil. Bobby and Tommy and Danny and Bill. What happened, *Todd*? And Cody, and Dylan, and Cameron, and Tucker. Hi, Tucker. I'm Todd. "Hi, Todd! I'm Tucker." F*** Tucker; Tucker sucks.

[laughter]

George Carlin:
And f*** Tucker's friend, Kyle.

[laughter and applause]

George Carlin:
You know? Yeah. There's another soft name for a boy. Kyle. Soft names make soft people. I'll bet you anything that ten times out of ten, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the sh*t out of Todd, Kyle, and Tucker.

[laughter]