Get Smart2008

[Max, having been turned down, is talking to himself on a sidewalk]

Maxwell Smart:
I am sorry. Despite today's setback, I will at some point become a field agent. And when that happens, one phone call could take me to the other side of the world. [sighs] Who am I kidding? I'm a middle aged man who's missed the train. You don't deserve this. I don't deserve you. [camera angle changes to show that he's talking to a dog in a pet store display window] You're so young, so full of life. Don't do it, fang. Don't love me. [as he starts to walk away, a female jogger plows straight into him and both of them fall] Oh, dear. Sorry. [helps her to her feet]

Agent 99:
Oh, great. [looks at her watch] That was my last mile. Now I have no idea how fast I was.

Maxwell Smart:
Well, you were really moving. Not easy to knock me down. I have a very low center of gravity. Pretty solid.

Agent 99:
I'm just gonna call that one a... 4:50.

Maxwell Smart:
Impressive. I, uh, once ran a 5:16.

Agent 99:
Oh really? That's, uh, slower.

Maxwell Smart:
Well, not everything's a competition.

Agent 99:
If it were, I'd win.

Maxwell Smart:
Ah. Are you flirting with me? [beat]

Agent 99:
Not at all. Are you flirting with me?

Maxwell Smart:
That depends. Is it working? [99 puts her headphones back in her ears]

Agent 99:
Not at all. [jogs away]

Maxwell Smart:
Well nice meeting you! I admire your focus! [a man comes out of the store wheeling a dolly, and one wheel runs over Max's foot] Am I invisible?