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[Max, having been turned down, is talking to himself on a sidewalk]Maxwell Smart: I am sorry. Despite today's setback, I will at some point become a field agent. And when that happens, one phone call could take me to the other side of the world. [sighs] Who am I kidding? I'm a middle aged man who's missed the train. You don't deserve this. I don't deserve you. [camera angle changes to show that he's talking to a dog in a pet store display window] You're so young, so full of life. Don't do it, fang. Don't love me. [as he starts to walk away, a female jogger plows straight into him and both of them fall] Oh, dear. Sorry. [helps her to her feet]Agent 99: Oh, great. [looks at her watch] That was my last mile. Now I have no idea how fast I was.Maxwell Smart: Well, you were really moving. Not easy to knock me down. I have a very low center of gravity. Pretty solid.Agent 99: I'm just gonna call that one a... 4:50.Maxwell Smart: Impressive. I, uh, once ran a 5:16.Agent 99: Oh really? That's, uh, slower.Maxwell Smart: Well, not everything's a competition.Agent 99: If it were, I'd win.Maxwell Smart: Ah. Are you flirting with me? [beat]Agent 99: Not at all. Are you flirting with me?Maxwell Smart: That depends. Is it working? [99 puts her headphones back in her ears]Agent 99: Not at all. [jogs away]Maxwell Smart: Well nice meeting you! I admire your focus! [a man comes out of the store wheeling a dolly, and one wheel runs over Max's foot] Am I invisible?

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