Getting That Girl2011

Bill Beauchanon:
[hunched in the English building bathroom stall] Andy Wasilewski! God - I hate that fat-headed bastard! [snorts a line of cocaine off the toilet paper dispenser] 'Oh, I'm Wasilewski and I don't care about anything because I'm gay!' Sh*t-man - just when you think he's finally out, he sneaks through the back door and pounds you in the ass! [Bill slams his hand hard against the tile wall]

Chubs Murphy:
Yeah, but he's a good guy... I mean I don't know anybody who could really say they hate him.

Bill Beauchanon:
What the f*** Chubs! Why don't you suck his dick while you're at it? I hate Weaselewski! Mandy Meyers is a slut and a whore! How the hell does he get all these chicks anyway?

Chubs Murphy:
[snorts line of cocaine] Well... you know... he's funny and he's cool with everyone - even the fags.

Bill Beauchanon:
What! [Bill violently grabs Chubs by the throat] That's f***ing bullshit - you fat f***er! You can stand around and pretend nothing is going on but I'm not going to let this happen. Look at me... that pothead's not going to ruin a great senior year for the rest of us. All right?

Chubs Murphy:
All right.

Bill Beauchanon:
Let's get the f*** out of here!