Give or Take an Inch2003

Jackson:
Charlotte, when the town drunk widow raises four kids on her own, three of whom turn up queer, you pretty much get sloshed out of that normal set.

Charlotte:
Well, what's wrong with striving for normalcy and respectability?

Jackson:
Do chicks write about you and the tragedies you get, or was that Danielle Steele?

[everyone, but Charlotte, laughs]

Charlotte:
Yeah, just go on Jackson. Laugh. Just slush down champaign like it was water or go hack off body parts for reassignment.

Jackson:
All right, Charlotte that's enough! What the hell crawled up your ass?

Georgia:
No, no, no, Jackson. It's okay. My lesbian community has been far from supportive too about my decision.

Charlotte:
Supportive? You're chopping off your breasts and God knows what else. This is not what I would call a normal turn of events. Hello! This is crazy! Can't anyone see that?

Virginia:
Charlotte, I feel you would be a little more compassionate.

Charlotte:
Well, I think ya all are out of your minds! Now, I'm sorry Georgia feels trapped inside her body. I'm not exactly thrilled with mine either. But ya gotta dance with the one that brung ya darling!

Jackson:
Oh, how foxy!

Charlotte:
Changing your gender is not the answer, regardless of the question. This is gonna cause way more problems than it's gonna solve. Just when God was teetering on the verge of forgiving us queers for f***ing each other, you have to go and pull this sh*t!

Virginia:
Oh, grow up! This not an all-about-Charlotte moment. Life hasn't turned out well for any of us. I know this is hard for you, Charlotte. But it really isn't about you. So, be a member of this family or don't. But do not come into my house and tell us how we "should" be. Mother is dead!