Goon2011

Ryan:
I've never seen Rhea lose his sh*t like that before. He got suspended for 20 f***ing games. Boston sends him down to St. John's. He's 40-years old. That's it! He's f***ing done, son. I'll probably feature it on next week's Hot Ice, unless that motherf***er Sully from Worcester calls in again. Last week, he called in pretending that he was from some f***ing sweepstakes and he told me that I had won the grand prize of 50 c*cks in my mouth. He goes, I have the option of sucking all 50 at once or one a month for 50 f***ing months. F***, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring you down, pal.

Doug Glatt:
Oh, no no no. I don't have a thing, you know? Like, you have your show. My dad and my brother, they have their doctor thing. I don't got a thing. Everybody's got something but me.

Ryan:
Would it help that I want you inside me? That I want you to make lemonade in my chocolate factory? Hey? F*** this sad sh*t. Let's just go watch the Assassins kick the sh*t out of Oshawa. I'll fill your big thick ass full of f***ing corn dogs.