Doug Glatt:
I wanted to give this to mom and dad, actually.
Mrs. Glatt:
Douglas, it's good to see that you're having fun with this, you know, hobby.
Doug Glatt:
It's not a hobby. It's my job, mom. I'm a hockey player.
Dr. Glatt:
Have you thought at all to the head injuries that come with playing such a violent sport? The concussions?
Mrs. Glatt:
How long do you think you can do this?
Ira:
Mom!
Dr. Glatt:
It's an infantile way for a man to spend his adult years.
Doug Glatt:
No it isn't.
Dr. Glatt:
You can do anything except punch people, okay?
Doug Glatt:
No I couldn't.
Dr. Glatt:
You can teach!
Doug Glatt:
No, I can't! Okay? I can't because I'm stupid. I'm stupid!
Ira:
Doug, you're not that stupid.
Doug Glatt:
I am. I'm stupid. [to Ira] You're gay! I'm stupid and he's gay. Stupid. Gay. You have one stupid son and you've got a gay son. For once in my life I'm actually a part of something. I get to wear a uniform that doesn't have "security" on it. Kids buy it and they wear it and it's got our name on it. Not, for whatever reason, you guys think that I can be smart enough to be a doctor. I have fist smarts. I can fight. I'm strong and I can protect people. That's who I am. That's what I do. And you should be proud of me.
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