Goon2011

Eva:
I can't really talk right now. That's why I was texting you.

Doug Glatt:
I'm sorry. I'm such a moron. So you saw my headbutt, huh?

Eva:
[whispering] Yeah, you f***ed him up.

Doug Glatt:
Are you at the library?

Eva:
No, um. My boyfriend got home a few days ago.

Doug Glatt:
Why did you text me then?

Eva:
I dig talking to you. And now I'm thinking about you. And sometimes I sleep with that Angus the Highlander doll.

Doug Glatt:
There's nothing weird about that. It's official.

Eva:
Yeah, Doug. I know. F***. I'm a bad girlfriend, Doug.

Doug Glatt:
Well, I mean, all we did was make out.

Eva:
I'm a slut, Doug. I'm horny a lot. I sleep around. That doesn't bother you?

Doug Glatt:
The truth is, I just... I have a really huge crush on you.

Eva:
I gotta go, Doug.