Grand Slam1933

Cedric Van Dorn:
You're just a faker, the world knows it.

Peter Stanislavsky:
And what would you call yourself?

Cedric Van Dorn:
Haven't you read my book?

Peter Stanislavsky:
No, thanks. I have my own.

Cedric Van Dorn:
Yours was written by Speed McCann.

Peter Stanislavsky:
So was yours.

Cedric Van Dorn:
But you were only a waiter.

Peter Stanislavsky:
And you were only the Cherokee Indian that went around with the traveling medicine salesman.

Cedric Van Dorn:
Yes sir. But, I ultimately became promoted to salesman.

Peter Stanislavsky:
Well, if you ask me, being a bridge expert is a step down from being a fake Cherokee Indian.

Cedric Van Dorn:
Between you and me, I preferred to be an Indian. You didn't have to have so much sex appeal.