Valley of the Dolls1967

Neely O'Hara:
Who are ya hiding from, Helen? The notices couldn't have been that bad.

Helen Lawson:
The show just needs a little fine tuning.

Neely O'Hara:
Don't worry, sweetheart. If the show folds I can always get a part as understudy for my grandmother.

Helen Lawson:
Thanks. I already turned down the part you're playing.

Neely O'Hara:
Bull! Merrick isn't that crazy.

Helen Lawson:
You oughta know, honey, you just came out of the nuthouse.

Neely O'Hara:
It was not a nuthouse!

Helen Lawson:
Look. They drummed you right outta Hollywood! So ya come crawlin' back to Broadway. Well, Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. Now you get outta my way, I got a guy waitin' for me.

Neely O'Hara:
That's a switch from the fags you're usually stuck with!

Helen Lawson:
At least I never had to MARRY one!

Neely O'Hara:
YOU TAKE THAT BACK...

Neely O'Hara:
... oh my God, it's a wig! HER HAIR'S AS PHONY AS SHE IS!

Helen Lawson:
Get your hands off of me... GIMMIE BACK MY HAIR!