Gutterballs2008

Joey:
Hey, sh*t nuts. Your f***ing waxer ruined my ball. It's yours now. I want a new one.

BBK:
Alright, first of all, sh*t-for brains, that area's being remodeled. You ain't even supposed to be over there. And secondly, you're a f***ing dip sh*t. It looks to me like you just pressed down too goddamned hard. You're supposed to let that machine do all the work. I don't see it as a malfunction at the junction boy.

Joey:
Maybe you should open your f***ing eyes then, idiot. There's one inch of sharp screw embedded in the bottom. It's f***ed. End of story. Now go get me a new f***ing ball.

BBK:
Use one of the balls by your lane.

Joey:
Those balls are shitty and used, just like your f***ing underwear. Now go get me a goddamned new ball!

BBK:
Hey, calm down now. Don't get your panties in a bunch. Now you be a good boy and go back over to your lane and maybe I'll go over to the store and get you something brand-spanking new. If you're lucky.

Joey:
Lucky? You wanna talk about luck? You're f***ing lucky the toilet wouldn't flush when your mom spread her legs and pulled you out with a goddamned coat hanger.

BBK:
You're lucky the buffalo beat me over the fence, otherwise I'd be your daddy.

Joey:
Oh, that's f***ing hilarious. Hey, where are you going? You better be going to get my new ball. I got a f***ing game to win, no f***ing around!

BBK:
Yeah, that's what your mama said.