Vampires1998

Jack Crow:
You ever seen a vampire?

Father Adam Guiteau:
No I haven't.

Jack Crow:
No... Well first of all, they're not romatic. Its not like they're a bunch of f***in' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, alright? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you f***ing over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, alright? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffata. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his f***in' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters.