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Rick:
Maybe we should call the girls and ask them to come home.

Fred:
Wait a second, you want to quit?

Rick:
Fred, come on. We're not the same guys we were fifteen years ago, when we were single. We've changed.

Fred:
No, YOU've changed. All you're thinking about is yourself.

Rick:
Fred, I don't care! I'm exhausted! I want to go home! I miss my wife and kids, okay?

Fred:
No, no, no, no, no! Let me explain something to you, okay? If Maggie and Grace find out that we can't get laid on our own, they'll start thinking that we need them to get laid! Do you realize what that'll do to the balance of power in our homes?