Hanky Panky1982

[Michael and Kate are left in a small plane with a pilot who has had an apparent heart attack after a bout of burping and belching]

Michael Jordon:
Ask Mr. Puckett if I should bring it nose first or tail first.

Kate Hellman:
Michael he's *dead*.

Michael Jordon:
*He* is not *dead*.

Kate Hellman:
Yes he *is*.

Michael Jordon:
No, he's not; just ask him, ask him.

Kate Hellman:
[shouting] Mr. Puckett! Should he bring it in nose first or tail first?

[no response]

Michael Jordon:
[calmly] What did he say?

Kate Hellman:
[pounding Michael, screaming] *Michael, he's DEAD!*

Michael Jordon:
[in angry denial] He is not dead; he has *gas*! Haven't you heard of that? He's having a *gas attack*!

Kate Hellman:
Oh!

[Kate sighs]

Michael Jordon:
[searching controls] Where are the wheels?

Kate Hellman:
I don't know, where are the wheels?

Michael Jordon, Kate Hellman:
Where are the wheels?

Michael Jordon:
Where are the wheels?

Kate Hellman:
[sarcastically] Oh, why don't you ask Mr. Puckett where the wheels are?

Michael Jordon:
Ha, ha! Why can't I ask Mr. Puckett where the wheels are? Huh, Miss Smartass? Go on, say it, go ahead!

Kate Hellman:
Oh, because he's dead.

Michael Jordon:
[re-angered] *He is not dead,* would you stop saying he's *dead*? He's got *gas*!