He's Just Not That Into You2009

Alex:
Hey, Kelli Ann. Uh, did I get any calls?

Kelli Ann:
Since you asked me 11 mins ago, no, not a lot of phone traffic.

Alex:
[obsessively checks phone for signal]

Kelli Ann:
Oh, my God.

Alex:
What?

Kelli Ann:
What's her name?

Alex:
Who?

Kelli Ann:
The girl... Alex.

Alex:
There's no girl.

Kelli Ann:
You can't hide it, man. I know strung out, and YOU are strung out.

Alex:
Please.

Kelli Ann:
This is amazing. You can't focus. Right? Jumping every time your phone rings. Checking your e-mail a hundred times a day. Wishing you could write songs.

Alex:
[laughs]

Kelli Ann:
No. Feeling the need to bring up her name in random conversations. It's always the same and it has happened to you, my friend.

Alex:
Sh*t.

Kelli Ann:
Welcome to my world, a**hole. Let me get the door.