Hey Hey It's Esther Blueburger2008

Osmond Blueburger:
Do you want to grow up to be a criminal? Is that it? Do you want to land in jail?

Grace Blueburger:
We are trying to understand you, Jacob. Why do you have to do things like that?

Jacob Blueburger:
It was an accident.

Osmond Blueburger:
How is that possible, to accidentally stab someone in the hand with a compass?

Jacob Blueburger:
He called me a "dirty Jew."

Grace Blueburger:
He called you what?

Jacob Blueburger:
They're always making Jewish jokes.

Osmond Blueburger:
Honestly, Jacob? Who are?

Jacob Blueburger:
The kids. And the teachers.

Grace Blueburger:
The teachers?

Jacob Blueburger:
I swear. They're all anti-Semites.

Grace Blueburger:
Sweetie, why didn't you tell us this before?

Esther Blueburger:
[Eavesdropping] Genius.