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Fly:
[chasing Joe in the water pipes as he escapes with the antidote] Wait! Wait, come-come back, you-you stupid fish!

Joe:
[coldly] I'm sufficiently intelligent enough to kill you... if you don't stop bothering me.

Fly:
So what? Any brute could do that. But can you tell me what the square root of... six thousand, five-hundred and sixty-one is?

Joe:
[stammers] Uh, three-hundred, divided by forty, minus three is... [he turns to drink more of the antidote and develops a larger, swollen head] Ah! Eighty-one!

Fly:
Yeah! But do you know what happens if an object travels at the speed of light?

Joe:
[drinks more of the antidote and sprouts spines, legs and arms, and tears his pelvic fins off] Ah! It turns into pure energy!

Fly:
What came first, the-the chicken or the egg?

Joe:
[drinks more of the antidote and grows in size, grows hair and longer limbs, now resembling a fish-human] It depends on the relative amount of molecules in the universe!

Fly:
What happens to a fish if he drinks too much antidote?

Joe:
It... [wheezes for breath] becomes... HUMAN!

Fly:
[coyly] Can a human breathe underwater?

Joe:
OF COURSE NOT! [he realizes he can no longer breathe underwater and drowns, sucked away by the pipe's current]