Fly: [chasing Joe in the water pipes as he escapes with the antidote] Wait! Wait, come-come back, you-you stupid fish!Joe: [coldly] I'm sufficiently intelligent enough to kill you... if you don't stop bothering me.Fly: So what? Any brute could do that. But can you tell me what the square root of... six thousand, five-hundred and sixty-one is?Joe: [stammers] Uh, three-hundred, divided by forty, minus three is... [he turns to drink more of the antidote and develops a larger, swollen head] Ah! Eighty-one!Fly: Yeah! But do you know what happens if an object travels at the speed of light?Joe: [drinks more of the antidote and sprouts spines, legs and arms, and tears his pelvic fins off] Ah! It turns into pure energy!Fly: What came first, the-the chicken or the egg?Joe: [drinks more of the antidote and grows in size, grows hair and longer limbs, now resembling a fish-human] It depends on the relative amount of molecules in the universe!Fly: What happens to a fish if he drinks too much antidote?Joe: It... [wheezes for breath] becomes... HUMAN!Fly: [coyly] Can a human breathe underwater?Joe: OF COURSE NOT! [he realizes he can no longer breathe underwater and drowns, sucked away by the pipe's current]
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