Hjelp! Jeg er en fisk2000

Bus Driver:
[driving a larger fish as a bus and addressing another fish] That will be two clams and five stones, madam.

Fly:
[gathers a few clams and gives them to the driver] Here: keep the change.

Bus Driver:
[clears his throat] Just a second! These are not valid.

Fly:
Not valid?

Bus Driver:
You'll have to get off.

Fly:
W-what? Chuck, give me your glasses. [to driver, handing him the lenses of the glasses] Here, then; have these Transatlantic, Transpacific, worldwide, oceanic-approved deluxe coins.

Bus Driver:
Very well, then. Here are the tickets.

Fly:
Hold on. Uh, these two [gesturing to Stella and Sasha] are less than six years of age. They ride for free.

Bus Driver:
Oh. Yes. Of course, [hands Fly back one lens] here's a refund.

Fly:
[gesturing to Chuck] And this poor fellow is half-blind.

Bus Driver:
Well...

Fly:
It's not fair that he should pay full price.

Bus Driver:
I-I-I-I suppose that's...

Fly:
And while we're at it, could we sell back the tickets we don't need?

Bus Driver:
Uh, well, um... [Fly gives back the unneeded tickets] Next time, have exact change!

Chuck:
[to Fly] And what would have happened if it *didn't* work, genius?