Hogfather2006

[Twyla hears a bogeyman under her bed. Susan bashes it with a poker and hauls it out from under the bed]

Twyla:
Do The Voice on it.

Slimazel the Bogeyman:
No! Not The Voice.

Twyla:
Hit it on the head with a poker.

Slimazel the Bogeyman:
Not the poker.

Susan:
This is a friendly warning. Understand? Because it's Hogswatch.

Slimazel the Bogeyman:
What are you? A witch or something?

Susan:
I'm just... something. Now you won't be around here again, will you? Or we'll put your head under the blanket. It's got fluffy bunnies on it.

Slimazel the Bogeyman:
Fluffy bunnies. No!

Susan:
[sternly] Go away and stop bothering me.

Twyla:
That wasn't as much fun as the one last month. You know, the one when you kicked him in the trousers.