Home of Phobia2004

Clay:
[at a frat party populated by plain girls] Oh, my God, man. Look at these chicks. We're surrounded by "before shots."

Matt:
I thought the ugly ones were easier to lay.

Clay:
It's a myth, my friend. The unattractive ones think that their insides are really beautiful, so you gotta waste a lot of time and energy makin' them think that you're attracted to their personalities.