Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 12005

[Strong Bad wants to interview Homestar Runner]

Strong Bad:
What the crap were you doing out there?

Homestar Runner:
Out where?

Strong Bad:
Outside! I watched you prance by like five times, man.

Homestar Runner:
Oh, I doubt it. I drove.

Strong Bad:
You don't own a car.

Homestar Runner:
Yeah, you're probably right.

Strong Bad:
Okay, let's get down to brass tacks.

Homestar Runner:
Oh, I didn't bring any. I drove.

Strong Bad:
Oh, this is gonna be painful.

Homestar Runner:
What, the tacks? I bet. Try not to sit on 'em.