[Strong Bad is at a third-quarter earnings meeting in an office. He stands before an audience to both his right and left sides]
Strong Bad:
Um, yes. Thank you, gentlemen. So, uh, how's everybody feeling out there?
[after a pause, Strong Bad leans to his right]
Strong Bad:
Lemme get all my shareholders on this side of the table to say, "Hey!"
[He then leans to his left]
Strong Bad:
And all my shareholders on this side of the table to say, "Ohhh!"
[a shareholder clears his throat and Strong Bad holds up a Post-it note]
Strong Bad:
So, lemme tell you about this Post-it note. Listen tightly. This thing's going to save the company millions!
Shareholder:
[deep, rumbling voice] What about the earnings?
Strong Bad:
Ooh, yes. Earnings. Uh... can I have the country of origin, please?
Shareholder:
What?
Strong Bad:
Uh, can you use that in a sentence?
Shareholder:
Where are the earnings?
Strong Bad:
Yes, earnings. E-A-R-N...
[He gets hit by a shoe and slumps over]
Strong Bad:
Ow!
Shareholder:
Is this the kind of man we hire these days? He's a total liability!
Homestar Runner:
[appearing beside shareholder] Yeah, liability. L-I-A-B-I...
[Homestar, too, gets hit by a shoe and he, too, slumps over]
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