Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 12005

Coach Z:
[leaving a message on Marzipan's answering machine] Okay, hey there Marzipan. It's a... it's the Coach Z here. And, uh, I'm leavin' ya a, uh, a machine... er, a message on your machine there. And I... I got a favor to ask you about Homestar. He's, uh... he's kinda been draggin' his tuchus around the field at a, you know, at practice there. And I was wondering if you could do something, ya know, to kinda cheer him up. Maybe to, you know, something that you girls do for the guys. One of those type things. You know, I don't know, you could do some type of a silly dance, or, uh, put somethin' in his pants... you know, I don't know what you do there, but uh, I'd really appreciate it 'cause he's been lookin' kinda blue out there on the... on the field, so okay then, uh, good day.