Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 22006

[Two Blue Laser minions meet with Fightgar at a Price Style grocery store with some bottles, each labeled as "wine coola"]

Blue Laser Minion:
[to Fightgar] Hey, man. We need you to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband.

Fightgar:
Oh, um, uh...

[Again, Gunhaver pauses the scene]

Gunhaver:
STOP! Pro-positive life tool numero two: Envision your inappropriators as giant slices of pizza.

Fightgar:
[to Blue Laser minions, laughing while he speaks] You're deep dish! And you've got extra cheese. Oh, pepperoni.

Blue Laser Minion:
What's with this guy?

Blue Laser Minion 2:
He sounds crazy. Shall we shoot him?

Blue Laser Minion:
Abso-total-lutely!

[They pull out big guns and aim them at Fightgar]

Reynold:
But Gunhaver, I've never had pizza before.

Gunhaver:
But you know what it looks like, don't you?

Reynold:
I think so.

Gunhaver:
Now you're getting it!