Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 32007

[it's supposed to be Halloween Night, but it's daytime out and everyone is trying to find the darkness]

Homestar Runner:
Halloween Night! Come here, boy!

[he whistles and pulls out an old squeaky chew toy, which he squeezes]

Homestar Runner:
I got this spooky, yucky chew toy for ya!

[he whistles again, while Strong Sad and Pom Pom appear behind him]

Strong Sad:
Homestar, you are aware that Halloween Night is not a puppy, aren't you?

Homestar Runner:
[laughing] Yes. Obviously... I am... aware... that it is not... What was that last part?

Strong Sad:
A puppy.

Homestar Runner:
...a puppy!

Strong Sad:
Okay, good. But seriously, we have to find Halloween Night.

[the sunlight shines down on Strong Sad menacingly, while he looks up at it]

Strong Sad:
I don't do so well with all this sunlight...

Homestar Runner:
Sit, Halloween Night, sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit, sit-sit!

[he whistles while Strong Sad and Pom Pom back away and then run off]