Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 32007

[the Cheat and Marzipan are on a date together at a restaurant. Homestar walks up, dressed as a waiter]

Homestar Runner:
Ah, good evening, ungodly couple. My name is Waiter and I'll be your Homestar for this evening. Can I start you two off with a glass of "Breaking Up" or perhaps "Never Seeing Each Other Again" with capers?

The Cheat:
[angry The Cheat noises] [he raises his fist at Homestar threateningly]

Homestar Runner:
Why, yes, The Cheat, I would be comfortable with you cleaning my clock! Thanks for asking first.

The Cheat:
[angrier The Cheat noises] [he again raises his fist at Homestar again. Homestar screams and runs off, then pops back in a second later]

Homestar Runner:
Can I settle up with you guys? My shift's over.

The Cheat:
[more angry The Cheat noises] [again, he raises his fist and Homestar again runs off]