Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 32007

[Homestar and Pom Pom are at a bar, drinking cold ones]

Homestar Runner:
Seriously, Pom Pom, you and me, we're like two breads in a biscuit. Two breads in a biscuit. I'm gonna make a T-shirt! No, wait! [he examines a bowl of peanuts on the table] You and me, we're like this bowl of mayonnaise here. You're the bowl, 'cause you're a big, round, fat guy... [Pom Pom gets angry as if offended]... and I'm the mayonnaise, 'cause I'm smart as peanuts. That'll make a good T-shirt, too. Oop, no, wait, before you strangle me again, you and me? [he holds up a napkin] Soggy napkin. [Pom Pom looks unimpressed]