Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 32007

[Strong Sad continues to try and solve the mystery of some DNA evidence and interviews various people about it]

Bubs:
Well, it all started a few weeks ago. I just got finished teaching my toga-yoga class when old maid Marzipan shows up.

[Bubs is seen inside his concession stand when Marzipan walks up]

Marzipan:
[holding up the test tube of DNA] Hey, Bubs, can you analyze this for me?

Bubs:
Sure thing! But it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg!

Marzipan:
Not a problem.

[Cut back to Strong Sad interviewing Bubs]

Strong Sad:
So, what did you find out when you analyzed it?

Bubs:
Oh, that. Well, next thing I know, Strong Bad shows up.

[Cut to Strong Bad coming up to the stand]

Strong Bad:
Hey, Bubs. One green apple snow-cone, please.

Bubs:
Comin' right up! [Bubs looks for the liquid dispensers, but finds the green apple liquid empty. Hesitating, he pours the DNA onto a snow-cone instead]

Bubs:
[handing the snow-cone full of DNA to Strong Bad] Here ya go. One... cough, cough... green apple snow-cone.

[Cut back to Strong Sad interviewing Bubs]

Strong Sad:
You served the DNA in a snow-cone?

Bubs:
And it sold like hotcakes!