Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 32007

What's Her Face:
[referring to a can of cola] This is diet brown, not PCP.

The Ugly One:
Did somebody say Peacey P? I LOVES the Peacey P!

Peacey P:
[standing next to a bodyguard] Crample-o stow wha clamminuh whaow. My new album drop next sursdai. Ya'll biscuitheads.

The Ugly One:
[holding a writing utensil and autograph] Can a sista get an autograph?

[Peacey P's bodyguard suddenly grabs The Ugly One and hangs her off a hotel balcony]

Strong Bad:
[offscreen] DANGLED OFF A HOTEL BALCONY'D!

The Ugly One:
That's it?

Strong Bad:
Oh.

[the bodyguard lets go and The Ugly One falls into a pit of bayonets]

Strong Bad:
And then DROPPED FROM SAID HOTEL BALCONY'D!

The Ugly One:
That's better!