Hooligans2005

Pete Dunham:
[after Pete introduces Matt to his friends at the Abbey] Where's Bovver?

Swill:
He's been in the toilet for about fifteen minutes, like dodgy Ruby or something down at Bengal last night.

Dave:
[Dave points at Matt] Oh, look, look, he looks lost. No, "Ruby Murray" means curry. We call it Cockney rhyming slang...

Matt Buckner:
Slang. Yeah, like, uh, "bees and honey" for money.

Dave:
That's it, yeah.

Swill:
Like "struggle and grunt" for c*nt!

Dave:
Oh, you went dark. Why'd you go...

Swill:
I'm not a c*nt.

Bovver:
[Bovver walks up to the table] Like "septic tank" for Yank.

Pete Dunham:
[the guys greet him; Pete hugs him and indicates Matt] This is Matt, Shannon's brother.

Matt Buckner:
Hey. [Matt extends his hand; Bovver ignores it and the guys all laugh]

Swill:
That's the proper, right? He don't give a f***, does he? He don't give a f***.

Pete Dunham:
Mate, he's practically family. [Bovver shrugs and the guys laugh again]

Swill:
Oh, mate, it's f***ing painful!

Pete Dunham:
Bov's a miserable c*nt, but we love him dearly, don't we, boys?

Dave:
Eh, sometimes. [he smiles]

Swill:
Like a f***ing brother!