How to Commit Marriage1969
Frank Benson:
[meeting Poe for the first time in church] I'm in real estate.
Oliver Poe:
But not deep enough. I have a horrible feeling we've met before. Does 7719 Hillside Drive mean anything to you?
Frank Benson:
Isn't that a three bedroom, hillside colonial with patio, wet bar, and over-sized bay window? Nothing personal.
Oliver Poe:
Tee-hee. You forgot to mention the hill in the back and the guaranteed retaining wall.
Frank Benson:
Yeah, well... I sell so many, I forget the details.
Oliver Poe:
Twenty thousand tons of mud in a swimming isn't exactly a detail! [grabs Benson's arm] The house was on a hill until it rained then the hill was on the house. [shouts] That was twenty years ago and they're still digging to find the backyard.
Frank Benson:
Lower your voice, Poe. This is a church not a street corner.
Oliver Poe:
Don't look down your nose at me you pompous, pious, prick. If I had known she was your daughter we wouldn't be standing here in two rented mummy suits waiting to sacrifice two nice kids on the alter of same ancient fertility rite.
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