How to Commit Marriage

How to Commit Marriage1969

Genre: Comedy, Music, Romance
How to Commit Marriage is a 1969 comedy film directed by Norman Panama and starring Bob Hope and Jackie Gleason in their only movie together. The supporting cast features Jane Wyman as Hope's wife, Tina Louise as record-producer Gleason's love inte… more »



Frank Benson:
[meeting Poe for the first time in church] I'm in real estate.

Oliver Poe:
But not deep enough. I have a horrible feeling we've met before. Does 7719 Hillside Drive mean anything to you?

Frank Benson:
Isn't that a three bedroom, hillside colonial with patio, wet bar, and over-sized bay window? Nothing personal.

Oliver Poe:
Tee-hee. You forgot to mention the hill in the back and the guaranteed retaining wall.

Frank Benson:
Yeah, well... I sell so many, I forget the details.

Oliver Poe:
Twenty thousand tons of mud in a swimming isn't exactly a detail! [grabs Benson's arm] The house was on a hill until it rained then the hill was on the house. [shouts] That was twenty years ago and they're still digging to find the backyard.

Frank Benson:
Lower your voice, Poe. This is a church not a street corner.

Oliver Poe:
Don't look down your nose at me you pompous, pious, prick. If I had known she was your daughter we wouldn't be standing here in two rented mummy suits waiting to sacrifice two nice kids on the alter of same ancient fertility rite.

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