Hulk Vs.2009

[Wolverine arrives at the ruins of Elksford]

Wolverine:
[surveying the destruction] Looks like someone had a bad day...

Colonel:
It happened about hour hours ago, just before dawn. The creature was sighted crossing the US-Candian border. THIS is what happened when it reached civilization.

Wolverine:
The creature?

Colonel:
The Americans call it the Hulk. Details: sketchy. Department H thinks the U.S. Military's covering something up. [Wolverine comes across a car wreck and smells it]

Wolverine:
I smell something toxic... gunpowder too. [disovers a mass of bullers]

Wolverine:
Someone tried to fight back. Guess they didn't fight hard enough...

Colonel:
Department H wants you to find and stop the Hulk before it reaches another town or city. And if you can't stop it, kill it. [Wolverine smiles for the first time]

Wolverine:
Sounds like fun.