Humpday2009

Ben:
What a wild life you live, my friend.

Andrew:
Enh. You always have the option of doing what I'm doing, and I don't know that I so much have the option of doing what you're doing.

Ben:
Ah, it's easy. You just go to a grocery store, you find someone with long hair that's a girl, start kissing her, one thing leads to another. Then you buy her a ring, you get married, you buy a house. And soon enough you're converting your upstairs office into a potential baby room.

Andrew:
Are you f***ing serious?

Ben:
Not yet, but we're on the path. We've officially removed the goalie, and now we're just doing free kicks.