Humpday

Humpday2009

Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Humpday is a 2009 American comedy-drama film directed, produced, and written by Lynn Shelton and starring Mark Duplass, Joshua Leonard, and Alycia Delmore. It premiered at the 2009 Sundance Film Festival. International distribution rights have been … more »



Andrew:
I'm going to count to five and we're going to f***in' *kiss* and we're just going to do it. Alright.

Ben:
You ready?

Andrew:
You ready?

Ben:
Yup!

Andrew:
You ready?

Ben:
Ready.

Andrew:
Ready?

Ben:
Five... [in unison] four, three, two, one.

Andrew:
[jumps at Ben. They open-mouth "kiss", but without moving at all; and they hold this for at least ten seconds; then they release and stand back]

Ben:
[pauses, then sounds happily relieved] It wasn't that bad!

Andrew:
[laughing] No, it was just... it's weird, I've never kissed stubble before.

Ben:
Wasn't that bad!

Andrew:
It wasn't *terrible*.

Ben:
It wasn't terrible, no, it wasn't terrible.

Andrew:
[long pause] Yeah, that was awful.

Ben:
Dude, that was awful. [pause] Okay...

Andrew:
Uhhhhh...

Ben:
This is gonna be hard.

Andrew:
Yeah, that puts a little wrench in the works, doesn't it?

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