Humpday2009

Andrew:
I'm going to count to five and we're going to f***in' *kiss* and we're just going to do it. Alright.

Ben:
You ready?

Andrew:
You ready?

Ben:
Yup!

Andrew:
You ready?

Ben:
Ready.

Andrew:
Ready?

Ben:
Five... [in unison] four, three, two, one.

Andrew:
[jumps at Ben. They open-mouth "kiss", but without moving at all; and they hold this for at least ten seconds; then they release and stand back]

Ben:
[pauses, then sounds happily relieved] It wasn't that bad!

Andrew:
[laughing] No, it was just... it's weird, I've never kissed stubble before.

Ben:
Wasn't that bad!

Andrew:
It wasn't *terrible*.

Ben:
It wasn't terrible, no, it wasn't terrible.

Andrew:
[long pause] Yeah, that was awful.

Ben:
Dude, that was awful. [pause] Okay...

Andrew:
Uhhhhh...

Ben:
This is gonna be hard.

Andrew:
Yeah, that puts a little wrench in the works, doesn't it?